Half-Zip is so 1998

This Bowdoin sweatshirt needs to be full-zip hoodie with a broader, full-chest logo, the zipper passing through the middle. The distressed text is excellent and the contrast-colored hood is superb, but the entire ensemble needs work before we purchase. The rectangle underneath "1794" is enigmatic. Bookstore, please make a note.

Naked Bobo

Submissions for new Bobo traditions should please keep this in mind. Thank you.

Bobo on the Internets: Chem-Free Housing

It's quite funny that our Howell House affiliation is stuck on our permanent Bobo record. We can't even remove it from our profile's list of extracurricular activities on the Great Database / Stalking Device known as PolarNet. Seriously, we have an image to maintain here! Don't misinterpret the previous statement: We love Howell (it was house-less Howard back in our day). But come on, you can only attend so many booze-free Matrix parties before the glamor wears thin. So that is why, throughout our Bobo tenure, we were unofficial Boody House members. Boody had the name, the cool house, the parties, and the "Bowdoin Boody" (with arrow pointing at ass) t-shirts to capture our cold, undergrad hearts. Even after the move into Howell, we sadly spent very little time at our official house. Luckily, we can now experience those missed Howell holiday and swing parties at HowellHouse.org, the house's official web space! The photo album is particularly helpful:Wow! That swing party must have been amazing with P.L. in attendance. We just pray that's not a student. The holiday gift exchange looks fun! We didn't even exchange gifts with Joshua, our bestest bud. In this uncertain time of corporate and government scandal we have to ask: Were college (read: my tuition and generous annual alumni donation) monies used to fund this lovely gift exchange? Thank you HowellHouse.org! We enthusiastically bestow your site with five out of five Bs, BoboWatch's highest honor! If we might make a suggestion, YouTube videos should be in your immediate future. Happy 2007! We'll be watching! [IMAGE SOURCES = All photos captured from HowelHouse.org's photo album. Text and graphics added by BoboWatch editors. BoboWatch makes no claim to ownership. The authenticity of these photos has not been verified. Photos are displayed according to fair-use standards. Copyright information not provided by the originating site.]

Yikes.

Whoa. It's been WAY TOO LONG. It's like the time we stayed in our Chamberlain room for three weeks without emerging. Only this is worse. We still exist. Do you? Regular updates resuming...NOW!